I'll get my kit! You don't know how to do any of those. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download videos. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men.
I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged. Lol
There, now he's trapped in a book I wrote: a crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors
Why not indeed! With gusto. Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Soothe us with sweet lies.
- You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.
- Who are you, my warranty?!
- Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
I'm a thing
I had more, but you go ahead. Shut up and get to the point! You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
- That's not soon enough!
- Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
- Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
I don't want to be rescued. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! What kind of a father would I be if I said no?
Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Tell them I hate them. Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying!
I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
Oh God, what have I done? Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are.
You wouldn't. Ask anyway! It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? So, how 'bout them Knicks? Ummm…to eBay?
I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there! Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. It's toe-tappingly tragic!
Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? No! Don't jump! OK, if everyone's finished being stupid.
Ow, my spirit! One hundred dollars. We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home. And I'm his friend Jesus. Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?
I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. I wish! It's a nickel. Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!